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The UK has spawned so many quality prank calls that it is impossible to list them all. Radio 1 DJ Scot Mills has been at the forefront in recent years producing many funny windups and funny prank calls. Just google the term scot mills pranks and you'll see what we mean!

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Keep The Old Motor Running
2 Jul 2009 at 1:57am
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl. After a year of marriage she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying, "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor running." The following year the young bride gave birth again. The same nurse said, "You really are

Operation
30 Jun 2009 at 6:44pm
While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman stormed up to her desk. "Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday," she complained.The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. "I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing," he said. "Why do you think it was taken here?""After the operation, I noticed the wig I was

Headstone
29 Jun 2009 at 6:29pm
After his wife died, the uncle of one of my friends decided to plan ahead and order a grave-site marker for himself. A week or so later, he came home to find a message on his answering machine. It was from a young woman at the company where he'd placed his order."I don't know if it's good news or bad," she said, "but your headstone is ready."

Wrong Sign
28 Jun 2009 at 6:20pm
A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car."Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by.From around the curve they heard a big splash. "Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a

Blood Test
28 Jun 2009 at 6:18am
A guy walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken. The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger after finishing she looks around for a piece of cotton to wipe away the excess blood. she can't find it so she looks innocently at the guy and takes his finger and sucks it.The guy is so pleased he asks; "Do you think i could have a urine test done?"

Thumb Infection
28 Jun 2009 at 6:16am
A man goes into a restaurant and orders soup. When the waiter brings out the bowl he has his thumb stuck in the soup, but the customer decides to let it go. "Would you like anything else?" the waiter inquires. "We have some very good roast beef today." "Sounds good," says the customer. So the waiter goes off and comes back with a plate of roast beef, and his thumb is in the gravy. The customer

Urine Test
25 Jun 2009 at 7:55pm
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten

Dog or Wife
25 Jun 2009 at 1:45am
If your dog is barking at the back doorand your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?The Dog of course ....... at least it will shut up after you let him in!

Best Out of Office Auto Replies
24 Jun 2009 at 12:19am
(try using one of these the next time you are out of office)1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.Be prepared for my mood.2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you

Pastor Donkey
23 Jun 2009 at 12:24am
A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.The local newspaper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.The next day, the local newspaper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.This

Japanese
22 Jun 2009 at 2:21pm
Mori and Clinton This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton... The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how r u'.Then Mr.Clinton should say, "I am fine, and you?" Now, you should say

Health Questiong & Answer Session
22 Jun 2009 at 2:21pm
HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSIONQ: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.Q:

Banks Credit Cards
22 Jun 2009 at 2:20pm
It's all about money for Credit Cards when you die...... This is too funny! It takes all kinds to make the world go round. Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is easy to see happening, customer service being what it is....My Aunt died this past January. Bank billed her for February and March for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and then added late fees and

Reincarnation
22 Jun 2009 at 2:20pm
Bryan came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?". The mysterious Man

Computer Gender!
17 Jun 2009 at 8:29pm
A French teacher was explaining to her class that, in French ? unlike in > English ? nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.A student asked, ?What gender is ?computer??? Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether ?computer? should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked