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Every one loves to windup their mates and this is your perfect opportunity to wind up your mates and anyone else who deserves it. Check out the hilarious wind ups on the right and pick your favourite. There are some great prank call scenarios for you to choose from.

Follow the instructions on the page and you can wind up your mates to your hearts content. The prank is activated by pressing the # once your victim answers the call. You can listen in on these amazingly funny wind ups and enjoy listening to your mates squirm.

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The UK has spawned so many quality prank calls that it is impossible to list them all. Radio 1 DJ Scot Mills has been at the forefront in recent years producing many funny windups and funny prank calls. Just google the term scot mills pranks and you'll see what we mean!

This site lists the best in prank calls and also provides numbers for you to windup your friends with your very own prank call (see the list on the right). We'll try to list other sites and any other resources that you would love.

 

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8 Feb 2010 at 5:08pm
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Moon-Walking
6 Feb 2010 at 5:04pm
A prisoner at the Edmonton Maximum Security Prison started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from PHANTOM OF THE OPERA."When you and I get out of here," the jailbird said to the fly. "we're going to tour the

Substitute for Women
5 Feb 2010 at 5:03pm
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Homosexuality
4 Feb 2010 at 7:59pm
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Relationships
3 Feb 2010 at 7:50pm
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What Will You Do
2 Feb 2010 at 7:43pm
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Getting Screwed
1 Feb 2010 at 7:39pm
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Bulls Fight
31 Jan 2010 at 7:37pm
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bulls testicles from the bull

Christmas Present
31 Jan 2010 at 12:53am
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How Mike Die
30 Jan 2010 at 12:51am
One says "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead!""Wooo, what the hell happened to him?""Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the pavement and the car flips up and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window.""What a horrible way to die!"

Woman
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Bum Deodorant
28 Jan 2010 at 12:37am
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bum deodorant, and never have.Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more."I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any.""But I always get it

Commit Suicide
27 Jan 2010 at 12:31am
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time.She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex again--the strain would be too much. The couple reluctantly try to live by these rules.Both get really horny over time, however, and the husband decides he'd better sleep downstairs

Kilted Scotsman
26 Jan 2010 at 12:30am
A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a considerable amount of whisky at a local pub. As he staggered down the road, he felt quite sleepy and decided to take a nap, with his back against a tree.As he slept, two young lasses walked down the road and heard the Scotsman snoring loudly. They saw him, and one said, `I`ve always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his